These people who like to call me selfish but have no idea what I have done, sit so highly on their self proclaimed pedestals and judge me without cause. So to go to prove my selfish ways and all the wrongs that I have done here's a list of my selfish acts of the past month.

Let's start with my occupation, everyday I go to work knowing that my client might be dead, and wake them as kindly as I can and lift them from their bed. I take care of them til their eyes stay shut and a few weeks ago it was my job to call the coroner.

Everyday I bring my girlfriend a lunch I made myself, her health hasn't been the best so I make sure it's healthy and well rounded.

Everyday I work on the baby blanket that's meant for my best friends baby, but hope and pray that maybe someday soon she will return at least one text or phone call and tell me to quit.

Last week a good friend of mine, who is becoming one of my best friends, texted me in a panic because someone had broken into their new house and stolen all their diapers. So I quickly ran to the store and bought them a months supply and then in a spur of the moment decision bought a bunch of new clothes and toys for the babies and delivered it all to their house.

Same friend that weekend was surprised to find at her door 4 girls with a truckload of furniture and cleaning supplies to make her house into a home. Toys for the babies and a bed for Momo made the house a Zoo, but the couch wall-art and curtains brought a smile to mom's face.

I know it's all so selfish, and that I really should desist, but I love my selfish ways. So you can call me selfish, and you can call me mean. But until they tell me they don't want me there, I'll be selfish to the end.